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THE LORD OF THE (toe)RINGS By: The Goggle Joshin Trio "are you coming Legolas said I’m afraid I can’t becouse I’m dying and then Legolas died." The Lord of the (toe)Rings is something Teegs and Hika one summer at Hika's house... so far, they've been able to finish exactly 1/6 of the entire trilogy during other various visits, and are hoping to write more at a later date. In other words, they did some at Hika's house and are going to do more, you just have to be patient. =3 Anyways, The Lord of the (toe)Rings is a book-verse parody of The Lord of the Rings, by the almighty J.R.R. Tolkien. The GJT have just screwed it up a lot, by replacing a few well-known characters with various friends, and sometimes even enemies. (i.e., Podima, Sora/Tina, Brian...) It's kind of scary, once you think about it. Then again, stuff from our minds is always kind of scary. You'll probably see some inside jokes. But don't complain, because we won't listen. =D Just read. September 17th Finally! We've finished Book One of FOTR. Yay. =D Twelve whole chapters of (toe)Rings for you. Enjoy. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE (toe)RING BOOK ONE Chapter One, A Long Expected Party Chapter Two, The Shadow of the Past Chapter Three, Three is Company Chapter Four, A Short Cut to Pixy Sticks Chapter Five, A Conspiracy Unmasked Chapter Six, The Old Forest Chapter Seven, In the House of Britney Spears Chapter Eight, Fog on the Barrow-downs Chapter Nine, At the Sign of the Nancing Pony Chapter Ten, Boots Chapter Eleven, A Knife in the Dark Chapter Twelve, Flight to the Ford

Disclaimer: The Lord of the Rings was created by J.R.R. Tolkien, and this is an unworthy parody of it. Images come from Bag End Inn, and those were further deformed by Hika. For more fics by the Goggle Joshin Trio, visit The Evil Machine. This site was made by Hika. Bow down to it.