THE LORD OF THE (Toe)RINGS

 

Chapter Three: Three is Company

 

Frodo finally left on September 22^nd, a good six months or so after Podima had come by and had told him to leave soon. Now he was reluctant to leave Bag End. Usually, to get away from the GJT was all the reason he needed, but now that they were coming with him, he didn't really want to go.

 

Finally, Teegs and Hika sold Bag End behind his back, and dragged him out screaming.

 

Frodo: PLEASE! NO! WE MUST WAIT FOR PODIMA!

 

Hika: Screw Podima! Let's go!

 

They walked and they walked and they talked and they talked, and they met a Self-insertion.

 

All: AHHHHHH!

 

Self-insertion: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

They walked and walked and talked and talked some more... this time, to some uber-spiffy elves!

 

Elves: We are uber-spiffy. MWUHAHAHAHA!

 

Frodo: Can you help us?

 

Elves: No.

 

And they walked and walked and walked some more.

 

END OF CHAPTER THREE.

 

A/N: Heh. I was explaining this chapter to Teegs, and we realized how short we could make it. So... why not?

 

~ Hika