THE LORD OF THE (Toe)RINGS

 

Chapter Six: The Old Forest

 

Hika: I like trees!

 

Teegs: I like buttermoths!

 

DG: I like chocofluffernutters!

 

Frodo: I like being thrown off a cliff.

 

DG: Sorry, not going to happen!

 

Frodo: *sigh*

 

Teegs: We may be hyper, but we're NOT stupid.

 

Hika: SPOOT! I MOCK YOU WITH MY MONKEY PANTS! *points to tree*

 

Teegs: Except for Hika.

 

The trees didn't like being mocked with Hika's monkey pants, so they didn't make the journey through the Old Forest any easier.

 

DG: Creepy place, isn't it?

 

Frodo: The trees seem to close in on you... kind of like fangirls...

 

GJT: AHHH! FANGIRLS!

 

Frodo: If you're not fangirls, what are you?

 

Teegs: We're a different BREED of fangirls.

 

Hika: Go us!

 

DG: If we keep going on this path, it should lead us to some sort of clearing thingy. That is, if it didn't move.

 

Frodo: The trees move?

 

DG: Told you it was a creepy place.

 

Unfortunately, the trees did seem to move around, because eventually, there was no path at all, and they were forced to bushwhack their way through the woods. The trees didn't like this either, and quickly arranged for their death.

 

Podima: BUM BUM BUM BUM! HA! I BEAT YOU! *pops out*

 

GJT: *roll eyes*

 

Frodo and the GJT came to a very large willow tree.

 

DG: I named him Bill.

 

Hika: Great name!

 

Bill was actually the hit man that the trees had hired to kill everyone. So they quickly made everyone fall asleep.

 

All: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

In doing so, he trapped DG and Teegs in the tree. Oh, well!

 

Teegs: *muffled* Oh, thanks.

 

DG: We love you too.

 

Frodo: I hate you.

 

Hika: I love Frodo. ^_^

 

Frodo: ... oh, gods, I'm alone with HIKA! AHHH! SOMEONE HELP US!!!!

 

Voice: Hit me, baby, one more time!

 

Frodo and Hika: *look at each other in horror* AHHHHH!

 

The "voice" emerged from the trees.

 

Hika: NO! NO! ANYONE BUT THAT! PLEASE!!!

 

Britney Spears: Like, hi! You called for some help?

 

Frodo: Yes. TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!

 

Britney: Like, I can help! ^_^

 

Hika: By how? Throwing yourself off a cliff?

 

Britney: No, like this!

 

Britney began to sing to Bill. Bill eventually got sick of it, and let DG and Teegs go. Upon their release, they began to scream.

 

DG and Teegs: AHHH! BRITNEY SPEARS! MAKE IT STOP!

 

Britney: Like, that tree, like, wanted to kill you! So I like, made it let you go! Aren't I cool?

 

All: No.

 

Britney: Well, then I'll SHOW YOU how cool I am! Like, come with me!

 

And with that, she grabbed them all by the collars and dragged them off, going deeper and deeper into the woods.

 

Hika: Ai Eru! HELP US!

 

END OF CHAPTER SIX.