THE LORD OF THE (Toe)RINGS

 

Chapter Seven: In the House of Britney Spears

 

Podima: BUM BUM –

 

Teegs: BUM BUM!

 

Podima: *grumbles and pops out*

 

Britney dragged the GJT and Frodo all the way through the woods, and to their horror, to her HOUSE! There they heard an even worse voice.

 

Justin Timberlake: Hello, Britney! Back already?

 

Hika: How can this get worse? HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE?

 

All of a sudden, it started to rain.

 

Britney: Oops! I did it again. Now we must go inside, so my artificial face won't melt.

 

She led them into her house, a very pink and sparkly looking tree.

 

Hika: I don't like trees anymore.

 

Britney: Like, this is my house!

 

Teegs: -.- I have BUTTERMOTHS and I KNOW how to USE THEM!

 

Britney: Like, I have plastic breasts! Go me!

 

All: o.o

 

It got worse and worse, as she fed them her horrible cooking and made them watch her and Justin do a duet. Finally, Frodo could take it no longer, and he put on the Toe Ring.

 

Frodo: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

He looked around. Instead of the dark, scary, freaky-deaky stuff like you see when you wear the Ring, instead, it was full of flowers and pretty little anime girls doing the happy dance.

 

Frodo: ...AHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

He quickly took the Toe Ring off.

 

Frodo: *sob* It was horrible! So much... *blanch* PINK!

 

Britney looked at the Toe Ring.

 

Britney: Like, that is an awesome Toe Ring! May I try it?

 

Frodo reluctantly handed the Toe Ring over to her, muttering dark things about fangirls and rose-colored glasses.

 

Britney stuck the Toe Ring onto her big toe. Expecting her to go "POOF" and disappear, she laughed as she stayed quite visible, to the horror of the GJT.

 

Hika: Damn. Now we have to look at her.

 

Britney giggled and handed the Toe Ring back.

 

Britney: It doesn't make you invisible when you put it on your toe, silly!

 

The others just looked at her.

 

Frodo: That is IT! I can't stand her face ANYMORE! I AM OUT OF HERE!

 

And so, without further ado, he crashed through the wall. Britney screamed as the rainwater hit her face.

 

Britney: I'M MELTING! MEELLLLTING!

 

GJT: *cough*RIPOFF*cough*

 

But they didn't stick around for long, they were soon out of the house and far, far away.

 

END OF CHAPTER SEVEN.