THE LORD OF THE (Toe)RINGS

 

Chapter Eight: Fog on the Barrow-downs

 

As you know, Frodo, the GJT not far behind, had finally escaped from the horror that is Britney and Justin. Now far away, on the Barrow-downs, they felt that NOTHING could be scarier then what they had just witnessed.

 

Hika: Except maybe, if dead guys attack us and pull us into their tombs!

 

The Rest: SHHHH!

 

But it was too late. Hika had jinxed it, and without further ado, they were pulled into the Barrows by the Barrow-wights! How creepy.

 

Barrow-wight: Hi! We died, want to join us?

 

Teegs: Not really, we like being alive.

 

DG: We have a mission to do as well.

 

Frodo: Like destroy this Toe Ring!

 

He held up the uber-spiffy Toe Ring.

 

[Hika: What? I haven't used that word for a while]

 

Frodo: Would you want to eat it or something? Then I can go back home... and hopefully get FAR, FAR away from these strange people.

 

GJT: HEY! ^_^ Thanks for the compliment.

 

But the Barrow-wights just looked at them all oddly, and set them to their rest.

 

Of course, they weren't dead, but they all thought they were.

 

DG: Ah, the spear through my heart!

 

Frodo: What heart? I thought you wanted to take over the world!

 

DG: Yeah, so?

 

Hika: I have a heart, and I want to take over the world!

 

Frodo: Yes, but you are also incredibly stupid. You lack a brain instead.

 

Hika: What's a brain?

 

Teegs: -.- I'm the only sane one here. *pause* AHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! SAVE ME, MY BUTTERMOTH KING!!

 

But Isthian wasn't here to rescue any damsels in distress. Or any psychos, either. They were very much alone, and trapped.

 

Frodo: Aren't we supposed to be under some sort of spell?

 

Blink blink.

 

Hika: Oh yeah!

 

Barrow-wights: Sorry, we forgot.

 

Frodo: Gah! >.<

 

Hika: Now who jinxed us?

 

Frodo woke up some hours later. He was lying on a bed of stone, with a sword in his hand and a circlet on his head. He screamed and sat up.

 

Frodo: Why am I wearing a tiara?

 

He looked to the GJT, who were also asleep in the same fashion. He was just about to leave them alone, and find a way out himself, when...

 

DG: Frodo! You look so cute when you're wearing a tiara!

 

Frodo: *sigh* You just won't let me go, will you?

 

GJT: *cheerfully* Nope!

 

Frodo: -.- I wish I was dead.

 

Teegs: But you are! The men of Carn Dum came on us at night, and we were worsted! *pause* Worsted? What the hell? We're very much alive.

 

Frodo: See what I mean? About the whole being dead thing?

 

Hika: If you were dead, you wouldn't have fangirls!

 

DG: Or else you'd have fangirls trying to resurrect you.

 

Frodo: *sigh* So how do we get out of here?

 

Voice: *loudly and off key* I'm not a girl...

 

GJT: *shudder* Obviously.

 

Britney: I've come to help you!

 

DG: You know how you can help us? BY LEAVING!

 

Teegs: We could get out of here, but we just felt like bugging Frodo.

 

Britney: Oh, really? That's good! Because I don't know how to get out of here either.

 

Hika: How did you get here in the first place?

 

Britney: They caught me, too!

 

Teegs grabbed a sword from one of the bodies.

 

Teegs: Gah! I can't take it any more!

 

She plunged the sword into Britney's heart.

 

Britney: ...no! All the songs I've never sung!

 

And then she died. They all cheered. The rest grabbed some more swords and ran down the hall.

 

DG: WAIT!

 

They all skidded to a stop.

 

All: WHAT?

 

DG: How DO we get out of here?

 

Hika: Follow the makeup!

 

Following the trail of makeup Britney Spears had left behind, they quickly made their way out of the tomb and far, far away from anyone named Britney Spears.

 

END OF CHAPTER EIGHT.